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Michigander Daily
August 15, 2021
In suburban Detroit, a couple of dinosaurs recently stopped by the home of an alternative fuel vehicle owner for a little song and dance. The normally quiet neighborhood was at first apprehensive, but soon delighted when they learned the cause of the mild commotion.
According to the dino shown at left, who asked for anonymity and agreed to be referred to as Tyrone Tex: "These folks raided fewer of our ancestors' crypts than most of their neighbors. We think this small act of decency is a call for celebration."
The other half of this duo, who we'll refer to as Terry, agrees and adds that the Mustang Mach-E is a beautiful educational opportunity. "I've tried explaining to people that their choices matter. This Mustang is better suited to retaining an environment suitable for humans than that other Mustang that burns up a bunch of old farts that used to be my ancestors."
We asked Tyrone Tex and Terry if dinosaurs will be making a comeback anytime soon. Terry replied without hesitation, "No, although we do like how you've been heating up this place." After a pause Tyrone Tex piped up, "Keep an eye on them cockroaches. We never trusted those little buggers."
Indeed.
- This Sunday story contributed by Staff Writers, Michigander Daily