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In the last 60 days, my car has attempted a grand total of 3 OTA updates. This is the second one that has ended up like this. If you want to know why I am not paying $600 for 3 additional years of hands free BlueCruise, this is why. Besides missing every single target you have publicly set for...

I thought about this with my dealership as I drove past it today. I would obviously prefer that they do, but I have another dealership that seems committed to EV’s not much further from my home. I want to find out if my dealership, and/or the other one are going to get the certification, so I...

So I just received a survey request from the early access program. I decided to hijack it and every time they allowed me to type in comments I let them know how I feel about the new pricing for BlueCruise. 😇

I will not be subscribing until Ford updates all Job 1 cars like mine to 1.2. None of this “it’s coming”, no “second quarter”, I’m not paying until I have all the features available

Unless Alexa can open the hood/front storage compartment/frunk, why would you invest so much effort in giving us yet another voice assistant/data mining app that no one was asking for over the electronic release that we have ALL been complaining about since day 1? I seriously don’t understand...

I’m considering changing the S Smurfmobile’s name. In honor of all the bugs it has laid waste to, I’m considering renaming it to Ender. Thoughts? 🤣

Since arriving in Colorado, and now on my way back to Detroit, the car regularly routes me to exit the highway only to have me get right back on the highway. There’s no stop, no nothing, just exit and rejoin the highway while driving. this is causing me a ton of stress because I am driving...

I guess I’m about to see how good the HVBJB replacement works. Wish me well.

Popular Science got to drive the 1400 hp Mach-E.

I’m going to road-trip the Smurfmobile out to Colorado from detroit for shits and giggles, and to use up my “free” EA KWH. I am going to meet up with some friends for a few days, but I wouldn’t mind getting together with a few Mach-E knuckleheads while I’m out there as well. If this sounds like...

I keep seeing the power units on the F-150 Lightning, and I’m wondering… 😈

Ok, so we all know I charged at work for the first year I had the Smurfmobile. Now that I am working in the F-150 Lightning plant, I don’t have access to the chargers at work anymore, so I am using my home ESVE to charge. My question is this… I have a charging schedule to take advantage of off...

Yes, I totally get tie irony.

So, your friendly neighborhood Dimwit was happily driving home from work today, when the bed was suddenly full of feces. In traffic, I was attempting to pass slower traffic (they were doing 30 in a 50) and as a clearing appeared, I hit the accelerator and changed lanes. But, there was no power...

I started there today, just in time for the first customer trucks to be built. It was a good day.

The timing was fortuitous. Because I had a short overnight trip planned, which gave me a chance to try it out. The first thing I noticed was that active lane centering on surface streets seems better to me. Like less fighting against the wheel is required. Once I got onto the expressway, and...

It was bound to happen eventually. ?

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So, after a blistering week that saw me get 4 updates within 7 days, it has now been 5 days without another. Do we thing this is just a lull in the storm, or are they evaluating the vehicles reactions to having that many updates pushed at them that quickly? Or, is it something altogether...