First OTA Wrong Answers thread!

[TheSteelRider]

Due to the overwhelming amount of reservations received, they realized that the licensing fees for running MS-DOS where too much, so they are switching to FreeDOS.

Sponsored

 

[Jimrpa]

Oh, it’s obvious that they’re going to enable the ventilated seats! Why do you think they’re perforated ???

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

There are actually two connected parts to this first OTA update.

First, the Tesla Proximity System will be activated when the car is within 10 meters of any Tesla vehicle. Second, the Tesla Fart Suppression System will automatically activate whenever the TPS is in active mode. The TFSS, will emit white noise to suppress any external fart sounds emitting from any Tesla within TPS range. In addition, the TFSS will broadcast an audibly different fart sound into the interior of any Tesla vehicle and give the illusion the sound is emanating from the driver. The system will stay active until 1 minute after the Tesla stops emitting external fart noises or until it moves out of TPS range.

 

[hybrid2bev]

There are actually two connected parts to this first OTA update.

First, the Tesla Proximity System will be activated when the car is within 10 meters of any Tesla vehicle. Second, the Tesla Fart Suppression System will automatically activate whenever the TPS is in active mode. The TFSS, will emit white noise to suppress any external fart sounds emitting from any Tesla within TPS range. In addition, the TFSS will broadcast an audibly different fart sound into the interior of any Tesla vehicle and give the illusion the sound is emanating from the driver. The system will stay active until 1 minute after the Tesla stops emitting external fart noises or until it moves out of TPS range.

So the OTA also has to include TPS Reports.

 

[UW2]

Takes screen input and translates into Morse code signals from front/back turn signals

 

[BK2EV]

Upgrades to your tires.......

 

[SashaLondon]

Stealth mode = lights off, unbridled mode and travel using lane guidance for fast getaways at night.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

A guy cleverly hidden in the driver's seat for true Level 5 self-driving.

KITT Was Driven By A Guy Hiding Under A Seat Cover (jalopnik.com)

 

[zhackwyatt]

A guy cleverly hidden in the driver's seat for true Level 5 self-driving.

KITT Was Driven By A Guy Hiding Under A Seat Cover (jalopnik.com)

Why do you have to ruin it? :'(