Mopey
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OK, all you physics and math majors out there, explain this: How did a 12' deck board exit thru the 3'x2' passenger window of a Mach E at 40 mph without touching a single part of the inside or outside of the vehicle , or the driver. Not a single scratch, scuff or dent. And despite its 100' skid down the highway the deck board didn't have a single scratch, either. Fortunately the magical 12' flying board trick occurred on a side road without traffic, so no secondary damage, either. I do wish there had been at least one witness, though.
It was truly amazing to watch. I hit a small bump which caused the board to levitate slightly. The airflow outside the car got under the board and began pulling it to the rear. I cannot figure out how, given the direction of outside airflow, the board managed to pivot at the perfect spot and extricate the 8' inside the car without touching anything.
My theory: Grabber Blue is actually the devil's color, not red. (3 out of 4 reported accidents are Grabber Blue, you be the judge) Rapid Red Mach E's are, in fact, guided by angels. This, BTW, is the same car that, with 20 miles on the speedometer, was in the middle of a multicar pileup in a blizzard and emerged unscathed. The flying debris that bounced off it didn't cause damage.
I'm going out to buy a lottery ticket, now. I figure I'll only need to buy one.
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