RonTCat
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In the beginning, there was Ford and Microsoft. "Make us a simple and clean information display, so that our customers can by duly informed." And Microsoft complied. At it was good. And the peasants rejoiced.
"We must improve upon this wonderful system". Microsoft pondered, but they wanted many pence. An agreement was not to be. Ford looked east to country with a billion people not named China. "We shall go forth and build Sync 2". And it was terrible. No, really bad. The peasants revolted.
"What have we done? The peasants are now farting in our general direction." Faces were long at the Glass House.
"Who will save us?" It it us, 300 mighty former Blackberry developers. We shall build Sync 3 from the holy QNX, and it shall be good. And it was.
"Thank you, oh mighty Canadians! Thou shall be rewarded handsomely, and awarded Sync4 development." We shall include HTML5 goodness, and smite the evil Tesla GUI.
The end.
"We must improve upon this wonderful system". Microsoft pondered, but they wanted many pence. An agreement was not to be. Ford looked east to country with a billion people not named China. "We shall go forth and build Sync 2". And it was terrible. No, really bad. The peasants revolted.
"What have we done? The peasants are now farting in our general direction." Faces were long at the Glass House.
"Who will save us?" It it us, 300 mighty former Blackberry developers. We shall build Sync 3 from the holy QNX, and it shall be good. And it was.
"Thank you, oh mighty Canadians! Thou shall be rewarded handsomely, and awarded Sync4 development." We shall include HTML5 goodness, and smite the evil Tesla GUI.
The end.
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