What's the Reason for the Delay?!

[LiquidError]

Wrong answers, only! Go!

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[eltonlin]

They have to de-mustang all of the mustangs, to appease the not-a-mustang crowd.

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

Wrong answers, only! Go!

"Unfortunately a few of our Mach-e's demonstrated an inability to properly hold Buffalo Wings in the Frunk. We have isolated the cause of the issue and will be running tests on all Frunk mini Mr. Fusions and replacing them with new mini Mr. Fusions if necessary, and expedite them to their owners. We'd like to reassure everyone that the Frunk shrimp capacity and hold capabilities are not affected by this issue, Ford's exclusive Mr. Freeze units are the model of efficiency."

 

[Jmills3232]

The plant put actual leather seats in and no one noticed til a week ago.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Tesla is buying Ford in an all-stock deal and they are going to brand the Mach-E as the "Model E" once the own the trademark.

It will then be "SEXY CARS 3" for the lineup.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

@hybrid2bev accidentally deleted the RCL rows in the spreadsheet and now they need to recalculate the lease numbers.

 

[ChasingCoral]

Bill Ford hear all the reviewers commenting they didn't have Ford logos so they are all getting oval enhancement surgery.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

@trutolife27 demanded they all be sent to Kentucky so he could personally vouch for the quality.

 

[hybrid2bev]

The chicken wing heater element was melting the frunk dividers. We backed down from Blazin sauce to Mild and the issue self corrected. Shipments to continue posthaste.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

@ChasingCoral filed an environmental impact statement complaint demanding they see how the car would act as a coral reef starter seed and we all know how long those things take.

 

[Mach-E VLOG]

A QC inspector has flagged them all because the panels are all lined up perfectly. Apparently, he thought that EVs are supposed to have misaligned panels so something must be wrong.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Ford is installing random parts from a big box hardware store to be able to more properly compete with the Model Y.

They are also randomly breaking hatch hooks. They were built too well.

 

[VegStang]

Has to be the seat adjustment, so many complaints already- they decided to add tilt to the bottom.

 

[hybrid2bev]

@hybrid2bev accidentally deleted the RCL rows in the spreadsheet and now they need to recalculate the lease numbers.

#Busted

 

[Mach-E VLOG]

The first few customers have complained that the glass roof doesn't just fly off on the freeway.

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