Why Ford Can’t Do OTA’s (WRONG ANSWRS ONLY!)

[Kamuelaflyer]

Time for a bit of fun while everyone is waiting on the latest PowerUp’s, or for their car to be liberated from 1.7.1 purgatory, or just to get any OTA whatsoever this year (or any year).

So Post your wrong reasons why Ford can’t get OTAs rolling to your personal satisfaction. Heck, even if you’re satisfied, post a wrong reason! Those posting serious answers or questions will have that comment ridiculed and made fun of via animated gifs and memes!

On your mark, get set and …

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[Kamuelaflyer]

I’ll start.

Ford outsourced all coding to Elbonia.

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

Over The Air?!?

OTA means One Time Authorization.

 

[Murse-In-Airy]

Because they can’t find the cars. The GPS is just a little off. All the OTAs are going to your neighbors house.

 

[Murse-In-Airy]

Because the people in charge are OTA.

On their asses. As in sitting OTA.

 

[KevinS]

This thread is causing me too much stress to be funny...

 

[JamieGeek]

They are Stormtroopers (Star Wars) and can't aim worth a darn.

 

[AllenXS]

They’re waiting until we’re so frustrated we’ll pay by the megabyte

 

[Cm12]

Because like Tesla’s full self driving, they never existed in the first place.

 

[JCHLi]

They are happening, but they rely on air currents so you just have to be downwind...

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

They are Stormtroopers (Star Wars) and can't aim worth a darn.

Who would be who though?

 

[shadowsjc]

The intern that had the password to the servers left back to college and no one knows how to get in touch with him.

 

[JamieGeek]

Who would be who though?

Wouldn't everyone live in that scenario?

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

Wouldn't everyone live in that scenario?

As best as I can figure, the general meme consensus is that the Storm troopers would shoot and miss, of course, and the red shirts would die anyway.

 

[RSH]

It's all a social experiment to see what it takes to make Job 1 people turn on Job 2 folks.

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