New industry trend: synthetic blinker fluid

[Maxwells4]

VW is taking another step into the future. Will Ford follow?

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[timbop]

And how does that tie into Maxwell's equations? Is it because the blinker fluid increases the speed of the induced electromagnetic waves above c, allowing drivers who forgot to signal before they turned to project their intentions into the past?

Oh, wait - that would be Einstein's equations... or would it be Feynman's?

 

[HuntingPudel]

We’ve been using titanium muffler bearings and premium electrons for a while now.

 

[QuRace]

VW is taking another step into the future.

Complete fake. 5W-30 is run-of-the-mill mineral blinker fluid.

The synthetic (HC) version carries the 10W-60 designation.

Those AliExpress scammers...

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[sgriffin130]

Not fake. Available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06ZXSKDZ...olid=1CNPTC3UAQP90&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

 

[bs1055]

Not fake. Available here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06ZXSKDZ...olid=1CNPTC3UAQP90&psc=1&ref_=lv_ov_lig_dp_it

• Hilarious gag gift for the whole family!

 

[Jimrpa]

We’ve been using titanium muffler bearings and premium electrons for a while now.

I only fill my car with PECO’s finest, hand-selected electrons from their Limerick Nuclear Generating Station to ensure long life and smooth operation of my electric motors. PECO adds a proprietary blend of quarks to their electrons to break up proton deposits in the rotors which, over time, will degrade motor performance and increase harmful emissions output.

 

[Maxwells4]

And how does that tie into Maxwell's equations? Is it because the blinker fluid increases the speed of the induced electromagnetic waves above c, allowing drivers who forgot to signal before they turned to project their intentions into the past?

Oh, wait - that would be Einstein's equations... or would it be Feynman's?

Yeah, you're thinking of special relativity (Einstein). You've probably heard of the thought experiments about riding a train at the speed of light. Unfortunately, quantum conservation of momentum dictates that every time someone performs this experiment, it causes another train to move slower or stop, somewhere else in the real world. It has further been shown that the train is always a BNSF train carrying MMEs.

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