Mach E Haiku Contest

[rhizomatic]

You are such a tease
Oh how I love thee GT
Five more seconds please

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[AlpaChino]

Here's a few off the top of my mind:

Icestang fanboy hate,
I can't hear them anymore.
IDGAF.
--
Waking up, charged up.
Read some posts, turn off my screen.
"Wrong battery?" F***.
--
April 1st. Shocker!
No BlueCruise, Make forum post.
Send VIN, dealer deets.
--
Park in "Tesla spot"
Whip it out, women screaming
Plug in adapter.

 

[ARK]

Park in "Tesla spot"
Whip it out, women screaming
Plug in adapter.

Lol, how evocative

 

[JCHLi]

A Mach E haiku?
Limericks, would be preferred
There once was a Mach...

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