Carsinmyblood
Well-Known Member
- First Name
- Mitch
- Joined
- May 2, 2021
- Threads
- 126
- Messages
- 1,333
- Reaction score
- 1,995
- Location
- Western NC
- Vehicles
- '53 XK120, '58 MGA, '66 E-Type, MME Prem, EX, awd
- Occupation
- Self employed
If it was a Coke, that would be nasty. It gets really sticky really fast.If you are the average driver I encounter on the road from the turn lane you will unexpectedly and suddenly shoot out across 3 lanes of traffic, cutting several people off. You will then decide to make an illegal u-turn hopping a curb forcing traffic flowing in the opposite direction to stop for you. Then, you'll pull into the EXIT of a bank (instead of the entrance) only to drive though the lot on your way to Burger King. If anyone honks at you during this process, you will promptly roll your window down giving people the bird and yelling at them for honking at you. When you get to Burger King you will think about what you want to order for 10 minutes, holding up the line. You will then order 50 different items, then change your mind on 25 of them. When you pull up to the window you will not be able to find any form of payment, each of your 5 cards will be run and be denied. Your cousin in the backseat will finally roll his window down and pay for the meal. When your bags are handed to you, you will decide you didn't want what you ordered, but instead of admitting that you will blame the cashier (who didn't take your order mind you), and throw your drink at her. You'll pull around and storm in the front entrance and demand to speak to a manager. You will yell enough that eventually they with both refund your money AND give you replacement items that end up, in fact, being pretty much the same as the original ones you ordered. When you get back to your car you will drive away with a phone in one hand, a burger in the other, and a large drink in your lap.
There, that almost covers it.
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