My range is too low! 😔



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My expected range went down because it’s cold. F FORD! Also, where the hell is my BC 1.3? I paid good money to get updates every two weeks. Get on it FORD! My mirrors stopped extending after the last update: why? I got a notice about a HVJB recall? What should I do?! This car has too many problems, I’m selling now. Too many issues I could quickly fix but don’t want to be bothered. Change a setting in the menu when I already set it???? OMG, Ford sucks so badly. I expect my car to be flawless and never ever break. Like everything else I buy. FORD SUCKS!!!!

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people are silly.
 
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So, complain about too many range-loss threads by creating another one. Got it.
I'll never understand the contempt for people asking questions that have been asked before on a forum. Is it really that taxing for you to not read that thread?
Relax. This is a joke thread. Have a little laugh from time to time.
 

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I tried adjusting the bolts on the bottom, but it won't go any higher. I didn't even know Ford made ranges. The things you can learn on the internet if you read enough.
 

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Okay, this question has been asked a million times, but in the spirit of helping people and not sending new users on a wild goose chase through the forum wastelands, here is both the explanation of the problem AND the solution:

Your car was built with the wrong size battery, ask your dealer to swap it out. They should be able to do this in an afternoon, threaten a lawsuit if they won’t agree to do it or it takes them any longer than a few hours.
 

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My expected range went down because it’s cold. F FORD! Also, where the hell is my BC 1.3? I paid good money to get updates every two weeks. Get on it FORD! My mirrors stopped extending after the last update: why? I got a notice about a HVJB recall? What should I do?! This car has too many problems, I’m selling now. Too many issues I could quickly fix but don’t want to be bothered. Change a setting in the menu when I already set it???? OMG, Ford sucks so badly. I expect my car to be flawless and never ever break. Like everything else I buy. FORD SUCKS!!!!

/s

people are silly.
I’d respond to you but I can’t get the keyboard on my flagship phone to type it for me like I see on the commercial. :this is a joke:
 

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I have too much range...make it stop...seriously...all the range....it's...it's all too much!
 

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I'll never understand the contempt for people asking questions that have been asked before on a forum. Is it really that taxing for you to not read that thread?
It’s the general disappointment for me, that people in 2023 can’t use the basic search function on Google, this forum, Reddit, FB, etc and expect hand crafted, individual, up to the minute updates from unpaid ā€œvolunteersā€ (us). It’s a waste of bits. Try searching first, if you can’t find it ask, don’t get pissy when someone links a previous discussion. It benefits all of us to keep the threads to a minimum, and only add to existing convo’s. Also, this is all a joke, sense of humor required. ????
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