THE MOST IMPORTANT PICTURES EVER POSTED (*)

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

There have been some questions that have been asked time and time again on here...

1. Where's my OTA?
2. How long will my car take to get to me?
3. Why do dealers suck so badly?
4. What is Ford Options all about?
5. What's the deal with PaaK and where's my second fob?
6. What's that damn instrument cluster noise?

But... one has been asked many times, but has never had a single answer, despite being the seventh most common question asked (**), over and over again (***):

• Can I bring a rolled 12 ft. by 10 ft. 6 in. carpet remnant home in a Mach-E?

Despite the vast majority of Mach-E owners (****) asking this critical question, there's been no answer.

UNTIL NOW.
The answer, my friends and enemies, is yes, as long as you use the tie downs appropriately and don't care about imposing on the passenger that made you buy the damn thing in the first place:

I hope this answers the question once and for all. I'm glad I was able to finally contribute in some small way after lurking on this forum without posting anything for almost two years. (*****)(******)

(*) perhaps not true
(**) perhaps not true
(***) perhaps not true
(****) perhaps not true
(*****) definitely not true
(******) IMPORTANT FINE PRINT DISCLAIMER: OFFER VALID ONLY IN oHIo. YOUR EXPERIENCE MAY VARY. NO WARRANTY EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED. (*******)
(*******) are you happy now, @woody?

 

[macchiaz-o]

The red vehicle hauling that load of carpet is SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL. ?

 

[ARK]

Look how excited your Mach-E is to see you!

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Look how excited your Mach-E is to see you!

 

[ARK]

It was only a matter of time ?

 

[veronicablack]

I was specifically buying this car because it couldn't fit a rolled 12 ft. by 10 ft. 6 in. carpet remnant!

This changes everything.

 

[DevSecOps]

Look how excited your Mach-E is to see you!

I dunno ... either it needs a bit of a charge, a blue pill or a visit to the mechanic because it's not performing well pointing to the ground like that.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

I was specifically buying this car because it couldn't fit a rolled 12 ft. by 10 ft. 6 in. carpet remnant!

This changes everything.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

I dunno ... either it needs a bit of a charge, a blue pill or a visit to the mechanic because it's not performing well pointing to the ground like that.

We don't point shame on here, sir!

 

[DevSecOps]

We don't point shame on here, sir!

I was just offering medical advice... Maybe my GTPE could show it how to perform better

 

[ARK]

I dunno ... either it needs a bit of a charge, a blue pill or a visit to the mechanic because it's not performing well pointing to the ground like that.

Perhaps this is all related to the 5 second thing we keep hearing about on this forum.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

I was just offering medical advice... Maybe my GTPE could show it how to perform better

Oh, that's the "Performance" part! Now it all makes sense!

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Perhaps this is all related to the 5 second thing we keep hearing about on this forum.

(paging double entendre, party of me)

(I wrote myself a ticket already shut up)

 

[BalsaDust]

And nobody has asked the most important question...

Is that the 12' length or the 10'6 length rolled up?
After all we know size does matter

Tony

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

And nobody has asked the most important question...

Is that the 12' length or the 10'6 length rolled up?
After all we know size does matter

Tony

12 feet was the length in the vehicle. (not sure how exactly to say that less awkwardly to be honest but I hope that is clear)

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