What's the Reason for the Delay?!

[Louv]

They accidentally installed AAA batteries instead of AA. Excessive rattling ensued. D batteries will be jammed into the extra space.

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[shutterbug]

They installed the wrong “New Car Smell.”

Instead of "new car smell", they installed "old cat smell".

 

[shutterbug]

they were testing the frunk escape button, and just realized that one of the testers was missing. So now they need to go through every frunk until they find him.

 

[janitorjim]

there are 4 left side tires on the car

 

[Mike16]

Prep guy tought he had to disconect the 12volt battery for transport mode

 

[OttawaGuy]

People wanted opening pano roof, so they need to unglue the glass roofs and apply the Tesla approach!

 

[UW2]

Fly on the fall at Ford HQ:

"Hey Joe, did you read about Tesla having to recall half their vehicles because of a bad design on their memory boards?"

"Yeah I heard that. What a bunch of morons!"

"Glad our engineers know better than that."

"Yeah me too. Hmmm, come to think of it... OH SHIT!!!"

Yup, now moving to removable SSD

 

[ARK]

Mary Barra orchestrated it with an assist from Bill Gates.

 

[EVmodeler]

They mixed up the blinker fluid with headlight fluid.

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1991-05-11-fi-1333-story.html

 

[Holy Driver]

Wrong answers, only! Go!

Trump signed an decree Executive Order that prevents Ford of selling Mach-E.

 

[eltonlin]

they have to remove all of the front license plates that were installed @ factory.

 

[SteveUk]

The design looked so out of this world that all the 'waiting to ship' stock was taken to area51 to be reverse engineered by top scientists and will be returned in 2 months. Sorry for any inconvenience. Regards Ford PR

 

[ChasingCoral]

The design looked so out of this world that all the 'waiting to ship' stock was taken to area51 to be reverse engineered by top scientists and will be returned in 2 months. Sorry for any inconvenience. Regards Ford PR

But missing a kidney

 

[jhalkias]

Trump signed a decree that prevents Ford of selling Mach-E.

Leave it to the Germans . . . ? We all know they are Executive Orders!

 

[OH2AZ2OH]

They forgot to add the "Premium Electricity Only" stickers inside the charging port. We all need to factor an additional 20% to our charging costs now.

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