What's the Reason for the Delay?!

[VegStang]

They decided to ADD front plate brackets to the ones they missed.

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[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Ford realized they accidentally flashed a MyFord Touch image instead of the Sync 4 image to the APIM and now they have to manually reflash it.

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

They wanted to make sure that people that ordered floor mats had them in time. So if you have floor mats on order that haven't arrive yet, this is partially on you.

 

[Louv]

Someone at the plant took Henry's statement too literally: "You can have it in any color you want, as long as it it Black". Three train cars of rattle cans have been seen moving towards Kansas City. Local Craigslist job postings we placed for "Graffiti Artists and Taggers" to come help repaint the cars.

 

[bluestarct]

Removing the Start button.

 

[highland58]

They forgot to add the "Premium Electricity Only" stickers inside the charging port. We all need to factor an additional 20% to our charging costs now.

I think the juicebox has 125 octane electricity.

 

[Louv]

The intern was adding an actual Ford logo on the cars. He’s been sacked.

 

[Liv]

They have to de-mustang all of the mustangs, to appease the not-a-mustang crowd.

Another alternative is they're drawing mustaches on all the Mustangs so they're incognito!

 

[Louv]

A møøse bit my Mach-E. Møøse bytes can be very painful.

 

[UW2]

They realized they shipped other configs BEFORE the First Editions. Intern was seen crying behind the train in Kansas City: "Shit, first means first, who knew!"

 

[The Electric Duo]

I don't know the problem, but they had to add some woodgrain corner moulding to fix it!
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If you don't know the reference:
https://jalopnik.com/tesla-model-y-owners-have-found-home-depot-shit-used-to-1844999285

And even better, read the reviews on the product at Home Depot, especially the one by a guy named Elon:
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Woodgra...ne-Outside-Corner-Moulding-10001949/203898781

 

[1pt21Gigawatts]

The three folks who already got their cars will have to go to Jiffy Lube for a sauce transplant. After all, hot sauce does make things move in a jiffy!

Oh. Oh this thread is giving me ideas. Heated frunk with sauce compartments, anyone?

 

[MrRossKeys]

Ah! Found the correct forum for all of my wild speculation theories:


Speculation running wild, oooh let me try:

1. Aliens like the Mach E and stole the first batch of vehicles, forcing Ford to scramble and make more for those customers first in line.

2. Ford is secretly giving out an award for the customer that waited the longest to take delivery. This current ploy will surely speed up the process of declaring a winner if many people cancel.

3. Ford really only wants Mach E owners who also own other vintage Ford vehicles. If any of you go out and purchase a 1960’s-70’s Ford and promise to include it in photos when you take delivery, your Mach E will magically show up at the dealership tomorrow, camera crew and media included. ?

4. There were really only 15 Mach E’s made because that’s all the batteries Ford could find. Ford is creating a Hunger Games situation where all of us forum members will slowly turn on each other and fight to the death, while all the Ford employees watch and place bets.

5. Ford decided late last night that instead of mass producing Mach E’s that they want to sell 100 of them as collectors items. In a few days the auction will start, with the new starting price of $250,000

Wild speculation is actually quite fun! ?

 

[IL_Vet]

Here's the truth. But, keep it on the DL..

Some of the panoramic roofs began leaking when it rained.

Ford called an expert; the problem should be resolved soon.

 

[trutolife27]

Did someone say "start button"?

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