ok, I give up, Model X it is

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Hey all. Don't give up on the Mach e just yet. Was just posted, there is a $10k price drop coming! Unfortunately, it's only for new orders. Oh, and anyone with a First Edition is getting a $2k price increase, which is retro. (So a bill is in the mail).

P.S. love this thread

too late - my Model X was just delivered and I haven't even finished ordering it yet. They really are amazing with this stuff.

since I did buy the Mach-E though that bill is a problem for me still... the bill is in the same mail as my check

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[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Tesla just sent me e-mail telling me what to expect in the next software update. Apparently Windows File Manager will be in there now.

GitHub - microsoft/winfile: Original Windows File Manager (winfile) with enhancements

 

[RW Journey]

Wait... it's an April Fools joke....@@#$%! Oh well, anyone in the market for a slightly used Model Y?

 

[Mirak]

For all those considering switching, don’t lose hope. Somebody from Ford’s dedicated Mach E Customer Relations team called me back today. They just sent me a big OTA update that fixed all the software bugs and the buzzy driver screen!

 

[RedStallion]

Which Dear Leader/Great Helmsman is that? Mao or Kim?

this Chinese pedoguy

 

[All Hat No Cattle]

You guys are pulling my leg, I hope. EVERYONE knows that the official name of the character in the image is TECHNOKING of TESLA.

And that is not an April Fool joke, I promise!!

In a filing with his least favorite regulator, the Securities and Exchange Commission, on Monday, Tesla disclosed that Musk is adding the title of "Technoking of Tesla." It also said that Chief Financial Officer Zach Kirkhorn had taken on the title of "Master of Coin."

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/15/investing/elon-musk-technoking-of-tesla/index.html

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/elon-musk-is-now-officially-technoking-of-tesla-11615806515

https://www.forbes.com/sites/eliamd...oking-of-tesla-really-really/?sh=7b102f413095

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

For all those considering switching, don’t lose hope. Somebody from Ford’s dedicated Mach E Customer Relations team called me back today. They just sent me a big OTA update that fixed all the software bugs and the buzzy driver screen!

ok, that's just cruel ?

 

[mr_raider]

So, it looks like, if you all read the bolded letters here, this is simply an April Fool's joke.

Plus anyone who can afford an X isn't slumming on this forum.

 

[EVS]

plus I'm told that I'll be able to rent my Tesla out as one of one million robotaxis by the end of 2020 - that is so very close that I've already built that in to my financial planning... it's kind of a requirement for me to afford the car actually.

Haha! Nicely done pal! You had me till the part about charging network!

Per Musk, a Model 3 will earn $30,000 a year! Not buying a Model 3 is indeed insane as he said.
A model X is fancier and has 7 seats. It will fetch you $60,000 a year easy.
Happy retirement!??

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Haha! Nicely done pal! You had me till the part about charging network!

Per Musk, a Model 3 will earn $30,000 a year while its woner snores at home! Not buying a Model 3 is indeed insane as he said.
A model X is fancier and has 7 seats. It will fetch you $60,000 a year easy.
Happy retirement!??

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[Prashantsukhs]

I'm switching too. But I'm going with an Audi E-Tron. I found one from a dealer for $60. Not $60k, $60!

I am pretty sure even this toy has less issues than Mach E. This is as cheap as it gets , not 44$ As Mach E sells for that.

https://livecarmodel.com/products/1...Apsj5h4lSx2bjezJGFTDpr0tkQDvlOahoCoNQQAvD_BwE

 

[The Electric Duo]

I am pretty sure even this toy has less issues than Mach E. This is as cheap as it gets , not 44$ As Mach E sells for that.

https://livecarmodel.com/products/1...Apsj5h4lSx2bjezJGFTDpr0tkQDvlOahoCoNQQAvD_BwE

It looks dull even as a toy.

 

[RedStallion]

Haha! Nicely done pal! You had me till the part about charging network!

Per Musk, a Model 3 will earn $30,000 a year! Not buying a Model 3 is indeed insane as he said.
A model X is fancier and has 7 seats. It will fetch you $60,000 a year easy.
Happy retirement!??

You know what's even more insane? -- Selling a car (and offering discounts) which brings $30,000 a year on its own!

 

[Prashantsukhs]

It looks dull even as a toy.

No it Doesnot. It’s one of the most comfortable , luxurious EV built with air suspension ride, noise cancelling double glass pane. The wide big grill looks blast. Guess what, when you do long trips, it’s the only Non Tesla EV which has constant charge draw of 150 kWh getting you back on road in 25 min. Go figure that with Mach E with its bumpy ride, buzzing screen and windy glass roof and inconsistent charge.

 

[The Electric Duo]

No it Doesnot. It’s one of the most comfortable , luxurious EV built with air suspension ride, noise cancelling double glass pane. The wide big grill looks blast. Guess what, when you do long trips, it’s the only Non Tesla EV which has constant charge draw of 150 kWh getting you back on road in 25 min. Go figure that with Mach E with its bumpy ride, buzzing screen and windy glass roof and inconsistent charge.

April Fool's was yesterday. ?

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