What's the Reason for the Delay?!

GoGoGadgetMachE

Well-Known Member
First Name
Michael
Joined
Jan 23, 2020
Threads
153
Messages
5,614
Reaction score
12,654
Location
Ohio
Vehicles
2021 Mach-E 1st Ed., 2022 Lightning Platinum
Occupation
Professional forum cheerleader and fanboy
Country flag

Mach-E VLOG

Well-Known Member
First Name
Patrick
Joined
Jul 25, 2020
Threads
117
Messages
1,578
Reaction score
6,317
Location
Oceanside, CA
Website
machevlog.com
Vehicles
Mach-E GT PE - Grabber Blue - Blucifer Twocifer
Country flag
The team moving the cars from the trains to the trucks can't figure out how the doors work since they don't traditional door handles.
 

ChasingCoral

Well-Known Member
First Name
Mark
Joined
Feb 3, 2020
Threads
375
Messages
12,402
Reaction score
24,516
Location
Maryland
Vehicles
GB E4X FE, Leaf, Tacoma, F-150 Lightning ordered
Occupation
Retired oceanographer
Country flag
The chicken wing heater element was melting the frunk dividers. We backed down from Blazin sauce to Mild and the issue self corrected. Shipments to continue posthaste.
The three folks who already got their cars will have to go to Jiffy Lube for a sauce transplant. After all, hot sauce does make things move in a jiffy!
 


Mach-E VLOG

Well-Known Member
First Name
Patrick
Joined
Jul 25, 2020
Threads
117
Messages
1,578
Reaction score
6,317
Location
Oceanside, CA
Website
machevlog.com
Vehicles
Mach-E GT PE - Grabber Blue - Blucifer Twocifer
Country flag
After all the fuss about the frunk dividers, they just remembered that they forgot to put them in.
 

dbsb3233

Well-Known Member
First Name
TimCO
Joined
Dec 30, 2019
Threads
54
Messages
9,298
Reaction score
10,812
Location
Colorado, USA
Vehicles
2021 Mustang Mach-E FE, 2023 Bronco Sport OB
Occupation
Retired
Country flag
Fly on the fall at Ford HQ:

"Hey Joe, did you read about Tesla having to recall half their vehicles because of a bad design on their memory boards?"

"Yeah I heard that. What a bunch of morons!"

"Glad our engineers know better than that."

"Yeah me too. Hmmm, come to think of it... OH SHIT!!!"
 

jhalkias

Well-Known Member
First Name
John
Joined
Mar 3, 2020
Threads
122
Messages
2,482
Reaction score
4,953
Location
Ohio
Vehicles
'21 RR ME FE, '22 Corsair GT, '22 Lightning Lariat
Occupation
Benefit Fund Administrator
Country flag
Sandy Munro hacked Ford's servers and got all your email accounts. He needed time to unload his Tesla stock before the Mach E gets delivered and Tesla stock tanks. Anyone who fell for this should have known that Ford actually sending out communication HAD to be FAKE NEWS.
 

Louv

Well-Known Member
First Name
Don
Joined
Jan 1, 2021
Threads
1
Messages
56
Reaction score
209
Location
Maine
Vehicles
TBD
Country flag
There was a miscommunication with the supplier of the vegan leather, it was made from actual vegans. All the missing vegans were assumed to just be at Burning Man. Last week someone remembered that Burning Man was canceled, and all the pieces fell into place.
 

Garbone

Well-Known Member
First Name
Gary
Joined
Dec 16, 2020
Threads
31
Messages
1,202
Reaction score
1,666
Location
Florida
Vehicles
21 Mach E , 22 MachE, 62 C10 Big window long bed
Occupation
Loafer
Country flag
Installation error,. rear bumpers were not falling off properly in heavy rain conditions.
 
 




Top