What is the point of trunk liners?

[macchiaz-o]

oops

Kind Sir,

We put lot of cares into design of myTarp® and do not wants unsatisfiable customer.

For this reason myBoss® has empowers me with authoritys to approve return for full refund.

Please to send myTarp® to us at the following address and we issue Amazon credit upon receipts.

Spoiler: good luck finding postage

X726-GH6 Market Street
Cargo Pants, Badlandia 78JN9

Have a protective day,
Angela Doomsbury
Customer Resentment Officer

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[SeattleMachE]

what is your problem? it looks like people are having a lot of fun here

Thanks to this thread, you've been able to conclude that the point of trunk liners is to help with carrying messy cargo (mulch) or pets.

This entire discussion is like someone from Arizona somehow being unable to fathom why car owners living in Canada might put winter tires or snow chains on their car.

 

[Rt1AWD]

Thanks to this thread, you've been able to conclude that the point of trunk liners is to help with carrying messy cargo (mulch) or pets.

Actually it is just about certain kind of mess like wet, oily, sticky, soggy, dusty or powdery shit, for everything else the carpet trunk floor works just fine. As for pets I've never event though about that before because I am a cat person.....
I just made sure I didn't miss any other factors.......

 

[macchiaz-o]

Thanks to this thread, you've been able to conclude that the point of trunk liners is to help with carrying messy cargo (mulch) or pets.

This entire discussion is like someone from Arizona somehow being unable to fathom why car owners living in Canada might put winter tires or snow chains on their car.

Chains. Made from SNOW? I can't begin to fathom how those even stay together without melting. You are right about those Arizonans, sir.

 

[HuntingPudel]

Kind Sir,

We put lot of cares into design of myTarp® and do not wants unsatisfiable customer.

For this reason myBoss® has empowers me with authoritys to approve return for full refund.

Please to send myTarp® to us at the following address and we issue Amazon credit upon receipts.

Spoiler: good luck finding postage

X726-GH6 Market Street
Cargo Pants, Badlandia 78JN9

Have a protective day,
Angela Doomsbury
Customer Resentment Officer

Dear Angela:

Our Credit Department’s manager is Helen Waite. If your customer needs a credit Issued you need to go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,

Fred Footballhead
Credit Peon

 

[GoGoGadgetMachE]

Dear Angela:

Our Credit Department’s manager is Helen Waite. If your customer needs a credit Issued you need to go to Helen Waite.

Sincerely,

Fred Footballhead
Credit Peon

all we need now is The Bedbug Letter ™. (*)

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[Andeh]

Actually it is just about certain kind of mess like wet, oily, sticky, soggy, dusty or powdery shit, for everything else the carpet trunk floor works just fine.

Here's a challenge, name a mess that doesn't have one of those properties.

Clue: This mess of a thread doesn't count.

 

[Rt1AWD]

Here's a challenge, name a mess that doesn't have one of those properties.

Clue: This mess of a thread doesn't count.

Just a casual stuff. regular tresh that falls off that stuff, etc....

 

[bs1055]

That is true...... But I wouldn't use mach e for this type of shopping at all. it is a little too small and not tough enough for this job. I have a "workhorse" car for that.

Not all of us have a car for commuting to work and another for milk shopping.

 

[bs1055]

I entered this thread thinking I didn't need a liner, and OP convinced me that I do.

 

[macchiaz-o]

I entered this thread thinking I didn't need a liner, and OP convinced me that I do.

You can help us all out by contributing a Pyrex Slide Test video once you get your liner.

Thank you.

 

[HuntingPudel]

Here's a challenge, name a mess that doesn't have one of those properties.

Clue: This mess of a thread doesn't count.

Fleas. I hate flea mess. ?

Oh yeah. The spoils of a hunt. Usually feathery and bloody.

 

[RickMachE]

This thread shows the true value of social media. ??

 

[Rt1AWD]

Not all of us have a car for commuting to work and another for milk shopping.

we are talking about mulch and manure shopping

 

[HuntingPudel]

we are talking about mulch and manure shopping

And bringing game home so we can fill the freezer!

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