Blue Cruise Availability Date

[Chainspell]

I am heading out on a 3400 mile trip that includes many miles on Blue Zone highways on Tuesday. Pity.

Same here! I have been checking for updates and combing the forum daily in hopes it would land before I leave. It will probably come just as we are arriving home...

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[Kamuelaflyer]

Oh good. I was hoping there would be another thread about BlueCruise availability. For a minute there I thought you were asking where British Columbia was.

I honestly thought that was what this tread was about, because well 42 other threads.

answer: BlueCruise is in Ford’s servers somewhere. Waiting. Just waiting.

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

BlueCruise isn’t coming OTA anytime soon. Ford hasn’t even released the PowerUp 1.7 that was promised for September. If they can’t get their crap together for that, they sure aren’t ready to release BC.

At this point we should probably start a “Reasons BlueCruise and PoweUp 1.7.1 are Delayed: Wrong Answers Only” thread.

As soon as I can think of a sarcastic answer I’ll post thread.

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

Time to have some fun with tte BlueCruise and PowerUp 1.7.1 delays. What are your favorite reasons either or both haven’t been pushed yet?

And Go!

 

[Kamuelaflyer]

Ford wrote the code in Haiku. The wrong Haiku.

They used PonyOs.

There isn’t enough Blue Paint for the highways BlueCruise is supposed to work on

 

[macchiaz-o]

Chip shortage.

 

[macchiaz-o]

They ran out of infinite blue.

 

[mwtechy]

The little men that drive for you that they were going to ship to everyone that purchased bluecruise escaped

 

[jojomontag]

Someone forget to hit send, so the OTA is just sitting in the draft box.

 

[shutterbug]

They've used up annual bandwidth allowance on pushing out SecuriAlert, so no useful updates till 2022.

 

[rodhx]

Sandy Munro complained about it.

 

[shutterbug]

Viacom threatened to sue because the name is too similar to Blue's Clues and would create confusion in the marketplace

 

[MachGeo]

 

[hybrid2bev]

They were waiting for Teslas Full Self Driving to be publicly released. Copy…Paste…OTA it.

 

[imstriker]

One guy is in charge of all updates. He is rocking himself in the corner afraid to death of what happens if he hits the button.

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